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I Am the Red Flag Baby Tee – Petty Pretty
I Am the Red Flag Baby Tee – Petty Pretty
5.0 / 5.0
(8) 8 total reviews
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I Am the Red Flag
At least you’re self-aware. This baby tee doesn’t pretend to be the good guy — it embraces the chaos. Soft, fitted, and just the right amount of unhinged, it’s for the girls who don’t gaslight… unless provoked.
Details:
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Cropped for drama and denial
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Made with premium cotton that’s soft, clingy, and a little bit toxic
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Looks best paired with winged eyeliner and an exit plan
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Warning: Wearing this may cause accountability avoidance
Size Chart
Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) | Shoulder (in) | Sleeve (in) |
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S | 18.7 | 17.1 | 15.7 | 6.3 |
M | 19.1 | 17.5 | 16.5 | 6.5 |
L | 19.5 | 17.9 | 16.9 | 6.7 |
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This shirt gets me more attention than I deserve.
Might wear this to my next situationship meeting.
If he’s still talking to me after this shirt, that’s on him.
Every time someone reads this they flinch. Mission accomplished.
Own your chaos. This tee helps.
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