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My Therapist Thinks You Suck Baby Tee – Petty Pretty

My Therapist Thinks You Suck Baby Tee – Petty Pretty

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My Therapist Thinks You Suck

Because sometimes growth looks like blocking someone with zero explanation. This tee isn’t just a shirt—it’s a diagnosis. Soft, fitted, and silently judging everyone who’s ever wasted your time. Your therapist might not say it, but this tee will.

Details:

  • Cropped and chaotic in the best way

  • Made with premium cotton that’s soft, stretchy, and built for petty errands

  • Turns red flags into red lipstick energy

  • Warning: May trigger exes and emotional vampires


Size Chart

Size Chest (in) Length (in) Shoulder (in) Sleeve (in)
S 18.7 17.1 15.7 6.3
M 19.1 17.5 16.5 6.5
L 19.5 17.9 16.9 6.7
* Size measurements may vary slightly due to fabric stretch and production.

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FAQ

How long does shipping take?
We ship from the U.S. — most orders arrive in 3–5 business days. You’ll get tracking the moment it leaves our hands (and yes, we refresh it 10x a day too).
What’s your return policy?
We offer a 30-day no-drama return policy. If it ain’t giving, you can send it back — just don’t cut the tag or try to pull a fast one. Full details on our Refund Policy page.
Do the shirts run small or true to size?
Our tees are true to size and fitted for baddies. Want a looser look? Size up for that comfy oversized energy. Check the size chart just to be sure.
Can I cancel or change my order after buying?
We move fast. If you need to cancel or make a change, email us at info@pettypretty.com ASAP. Once it's shipped, we can’t stop it — she’s already on her way.
Will my tee be see-through or thin?
Absolutely not. We only use thick, premium cotton that’s soft, stretchy, and never see-through. You can flex with confidence — even under harsh lighting.
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If it ain’t giving, you’ve got 30 days to send it back. We don’t play with quality — but if you don’t love it, we got you.

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Katherine Gallagher

Finally a shirt that says what I’m thinking.

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Samantha Lee

My friend saw this and screamed. Had to buy her one too.

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Melanie Mills

Perfect for every petty queen who pays for therapy.

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Morgan Cortez

Honestly my therapist co-signed this purchase.

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Sharon George

Everyone read it and agreed silently.

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